Kristin Corruption

sally, that giiiirl: late night rambles

Thu, 31 May 2012 00:24:00 -0400

sally, that giiiirl: late night rambles:

I think after tonight, I can happily say that I’m so glad I joined AphiO. It’s so amazing meeting new people and I can’t stress how much I love all my pbros and especially my pparents. I feel like it’s so easy to talk to any of my pbros and I’m able to joke around with them whenever and I just…

TRAINEEEEEE <3! Like I said, I’m so glad that 3 of my original trainees dped because if they didn’t, I wouldn’t have adopted such amazing new ones!

I have 20 new grey hairs for the 2 grad schools that denied me.

Tue, 29 May 2012 20:15:16 -0400

Current state: Depression. WAH WAH WAHHHHHHHHHH.

Sigh, let’s try again now shall we?

sciencepopularis: Oh so true…. Credit: SMBC

Tue, 29 May 2012 20:10:55 -0400

sciencepopularis:

Oh so true….

Credit: SMBC

PBSP, grown up edition.

Mon, 28 May 2012 02:42:04 -0400

PBSP, grown up edition.

I need to delete all of my successful friends off facebook.

Fri, 25 May 2012 04:37:00 -0400

They make me depressed. LOL

THIS IS MY LEGACY.

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:35:30 -0400

My Status: Submitted her APO req's for the sixth and last time! SWEEEEEETTTTTTT
Mika Nishiya: Maybe youll forget one of your required classes..... STAY ONE MORE YEAR!!!!
Patrick Nguyen: KAYCEE FOR PRESIDENT!
Mika Nishiya: GENIUS
QA Nguyen: ME TOO
Ivan Wang: KAYCEE FOr MCHICKEN QUEEN
Tim Mascarinas: KAYCEE CAN BE SAA AND PRESIDENT AT THE SAME TIME.
Ivan Wang: KAYCEE CAN JUST DO EVERY JOB IN EXCOMM
Patrick Nguyen: BUT IF KAYCEE IS SAA, WHO'S GOING TO TELL HER TO BE QUIET?!
QA Nguyen: KAYCEE FOR PLEDGE PARENT
QA Nguyen: SHE CAN NAME ALL HER KIDS PMICCHICKENS
Patrick Nguyen: PBIG MAC.
Tim Mascarinas: SUPER SIZE TRAINER!
Ivan Wang: NO
Ivan Wang: ‎QA Nguyen HER KIDS WOULD BE PMCNUGGETS
Ivan Wang: AND SHE WOULD BE MCHICKEN PARENT
QA Nguyen: INSTEAD OF GETTING STRIKES, THEY WOULD HAVE TO EAT SALADS.
QA Nguyen: INSTEAD OF WILD CARDS, THEY GET STARBUCKS GOLD CARDS
QA Nguyen: THE PLEDGE PIN IS NOW THE FRENCH FRY PIN
Tim Mascarinas: if you go to Dinner with Kaycee and Pops, you eat McDonalds and watch Harry Potter.
Tim Mascarinas: none of this potluck shit.
QA Nguyen: NO LONGER DINNER WITH MOM AND POPS, IT'S MCDONALD'S WITH KAYCEE AND HARRY POTTER.
Patrick Nguyen: YOU GET A STRIKE FOR DRINKING ANYTHING LESS THAN A LARGE.
QA Nguyen THEY WOULD HAVE TO ATTEND MCDONALD'S 101
Patrick Nguyen YOU GET A WILDCARD FOR BUYING HER A BIG MAC MEAL.
Kristin Rose Umali Caroza: FAMILIES WILL BE SPLIT IN TO SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE, RANCH, KETCHUP.
Kristin Rose Umali Caroza: TRYNA GET WHAT? TRYNA GET FRIESSSSSSS.
QA Nguyen: ALWAYS KETCHUP NEVER SLOPPY.
Tim Mascarinas: What is a Quorum?
When half of the Active body brings McDonalds to meeting (50 +1). You cannot run Chapter business if there is no quorum
Committee as a Whole will apply once all McDonalds have been confiscated by President Kaycee.
Kristin Rose Umali Caroza: WHEN I SAY EAT. YOU SAY FRIES. EAT. FRIES. EAT FRIES.
Patrick Nguyen: GET IT RIGHT! GET IT SUPER SIZED!
Ivan Wang: omg guys..
Ivan Wang: i am dying
Patrick Nguyen: We are horrible people. ♥
Patrick Nguyen: SNR WILL BE AT MCDONALDS EVERY TIME.
QA Nguyen: MCCHICKENBOATS WITH EXTRA MAYO
Tim Mascarinas: SHAWTY GET WHAT? SHAWTY GET SUPER SIZED!
Patrick Nguyen: INSTEAD OF A GAVEL, SHE'LL HAVE A BIG MAC BOX.
Ivan Wang: omg i cant do this..
QA Nguyen: INSTEAD OF IPHI IT WILL BE NOW IFRIES
QA Nguyen: I SPY, IFRIES
Patrick Nguyen: THEIR PDAD WILL BE RONALD MCDONALD.
Kristin Rose Umali Caroza: BIG MAC SALUTE.
Ivan Wang: THE PLEDGE OF THE WEEK AWARD IS NOW A HAPPY MEAL
Tim Mascarinas: I-YI I-YI I! FRY FRY FRY!
Patrick Nguyen: INSTEAD OF PAYING A DOLLAR FOR GOOD MUGS, YOU HAVE TO PAY IN FRIES.
QA Nguyen: LOOOL I DIEEE
Kristin Rose Umali Caroza: GO I FRY GO I FRY GO. GO I FRY GO
QA Nguyen: ‎Kaycee Bartleby Calip PLEDGED MCCHICKEN TERM, NOT MCKENZIE TERM
Ivan Wang: LOL
Ivan Wang: THE SAA MUG IS NOW A VENTI CARAMEL FRAPP WITH EXTRA CARAMEL
Ivan Wang: its not longer roberts rules its ronalds rules
QA Nguyen: LOOOL
QA Nguyen: I CAN'T DO THIS ANY LONGER
QA Nguyen: I AM DYING
Ivan Wang: ME NEITHEr
Tim Mascarinas: LOL..I AM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER
Patrick Nguyen: IN ORDER TO COMPLETE PLANKS, YOU MUST EAT A BIG MAC WHILE CROSSING.
Ivan Wang: FOR SNEAK, YOU HAVE TO STEAL A MCCHICKEN FROM KAYCEE
QA Nguyen: WELL THIS ONE IS OBVIOUS, GRILLING = MCDONALD'S STYLE
QA Nguyen: THE GRILLING QUESTIONS WILL BE ABOUT THE MCDONALD'S MENU
Ivan Wang: AND STARBUCKS
Kristin Rose Umali Caroza: Pledge retreat will be at the Mc Donalds parking lot.
Tim Mascarinas: PASSENGERS: PLEASE PAY YOUR DRIVERS WITH MCCHICKENS!
Ivan Wang: THE MEETINGS ARE HELD AT MCDONALDS TILL TEN O CLOCK
Tim Mascarinas: ID LIKE TO END THE MEETING WITH MCCHICKENS AND HASHBROWNS.
Patrick Nguyen: INSTEAD OF COHO HOURS, YOU GET MCDONALDS HOURS
Patrick Nguyen: INSTEAD OF ROCKS, THEY'LL HAVE TO SPELL OUT APO WITH MCCHICKENS.
Tim Mascarinas: LOL^
Ivan Wang: INSTEAD OF EXCOMM YOU HAVE THE MCCHICKEN COUNCIL
Ivan Wang: AND PLEXCOMM ARE JUNIOR MCCHICKEND
Ivan Wang: MCCHICKENS
Kevin Luu: Ronald's Rules 101 is mandatory for pmcchickens?
Ivan Wang: THE BIRD IS NO LONGER THE EAGLE BUT THE CHICKEN
Ivan Wang: THE FEATS COLORS ARE NOW RED AND GOLD
Ivan Wang: FRATS
Tim Mascarinas: McPresident Kaycee.
RC Cruz: LMAO I CAN'T BREATHE
Kevin Luu: The purpose of this fraternity shall be to assemble college students in McDonalds.
RC Cruz: Ronald McDonald for namesake
Tim Mascarinas: under the golden arc of McChickenship, French Fries, and Super Size
Ivan Wang: THE SCOUT OATH IS TO NOW THE MAYO OATH TO ALWAYS GET EXTRA MAYO
Kevin Luu: The three sharp taps of this gavel I got from a happy meal.
Ivan Wang: THE HAMBURGLER FOR NAMESAKEEEE
Ivan Wang: RM COMM IS NOW THE OBESITY WATCH
Kevin Luu: Grimace for pledge mascot.
Ivan Wang: OR TO BREAK RM IS TO EAT ANY FAST FOOD OTHER THAN MCDONALDS
Ivan Wang: MVP=McChicken Vice Presidents
Ivan Wang: your active requirements are now to do the 4M's, Mchicken, Mcdouble, McFlurry, and McNuggets
Kevin Luu: The last 3 comments were from you Ivan. It's like you're talking to yourself.
Ivan Wang: fuck you
Kevin Luu: lolol
Tim Mascarinas: I can't wait for Kaycee to see this.
Ivan Wang: she'll kill us all

OMGAWD. I FREAKING LOVE THOUGHT CATALOG. I’ve never...

Tue, 22 May 2012 20:34:36 -0400

OMGAWD. I FREAKING LOVE THOUGHT CATALOG. I’ve never loved a blog so much in my life.

25 Things you Learn in your 20s

Tue, 22 May 2012 13:14:00 -0400

25 Things you Learn in your 20s:

#10. You’re going to puke in public. It’s fine. No one cares. Just puke.

LOLZ, my brother.

Mon, 21 May 2012 03:48:46 -0400

LOLZ, my brother.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it...

Sun, 20 May 2012 14:46:33 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

LOLOL, omg.

I like this.

Sat, 19 May 2012 06:15:12 -0400

I like this.

One of my favorite villains.

Fri, 18 May 2012 18:53:00 -0400

One of my favorite villains.

Photo

Fri, 18 May 2012 16:16:37 -0400

So this happened to my life today. Thanks Ading! hahahahahah

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:55:33 -0400

So this happened to my life today. Thanks Ading! hahahahahah

Relevant.

Tue, 15 May 2012 13:35:14 -0400

Relevant.

LOL, Phuc Le.

Mon, 14 May 2012 02:05:12 -0400

LOL, Phuc Le.

mycherieamour: YES

Fri, 11 May 2012 04:40:53 -0400

mycherieamour:

YES

(x)

Wed, 09 May 2012 11:52:51 -0400

(x)

brain-food: 2012: the year of the archers ⇢

Wed, 09 May 2012 00:18:37 -0400

brain-food:

2012: the year of the archers ⇢

skyesandsuch: discodick: touchofgrey37: imitationflower: the-...

Wed, 09 May 2012 00:12:36 -0400

skyesandsuch:

discodick:

touchofgrey37:

imitationflower:

the-firebenders-scarf:

makorralicious:

yournewavatar:

remylebolin:

Introducing Success Korra.

Yeah, I guess I’m pretty cool.

Has Parents

HAS PARENTS.

HAS PARENTS.

“Stop flaunting your goddamn parents, Korra.”

Amon is secretly Batman.

THIS